The Impractical Immigrant Guide to Life in the UK: Brits and Christmas

Brits love Christmas celebrations and it has little to do with the reason for the season but a lot to do with the fanfare created around it. Christmas, in its essence, is a celebration of the birth of the saviour of the world. It’s also a time to celebrate the ending of another year and people go all out.

Christmas in Edinburgh

Christmas in the UK is steeped in glitz, baubles, presents, shopping and parties. By October, sometimes as early as September, stores start stocking numerous Christmas decorations and cards. By November, decorations start going up on streets, homes and public spaces. Lights, a lot of them, are central to Christmas decorations which means street lamps are often bedecked in them. Oxford Street in London often has brilliant light displays hanging across the length of the Street. Covent Garden hosts a huge Christmas Tree.

Everywhere you go, you’ll hear Christmas music playing with Michael Buble and Mariah Carey rendering country-wide favourites. Cheer is all around and the gloom that descends on many as the cold months begin is lifted.

Office Christmas parties are common as are Secret Santas. Depending on where you are migrating from, secret santas may be foreign. It’s basically a gift giving exercise where you are randomly assigned a person whom you buy a gift for. It’s usually anonymous, meaning you aren’t told who gifted you. It’s a great way for everyone in a group to receive a present without each person having to buy a present for everyone in a group. So it’s cost effective.

Enjoying your first UK Christmas

There are a number of activities happening at Christmas in most UK cities to keep you out and about despite the chilly conditions, a few are listed below. Also, some merry tips have been thrown in too!

1-Bonfire Night

Bonfire night, also known as Guy Fawkes night, is basically a time to gather outdoors in a large field and watch a large mound of flammable substances, such as hay and wood, burn. It holds every year on the 5th of November and commemorates a failed gunpowder plot in 1605. I am less concerned about the history here and more about the social gathering it now is. People congregate around the blazing warmth of the fire, sipping warm drinks that are usually served, chatting the cold night away.

2-Hot Chocolate and Movies

This is such a cosy tradition for many. Stocking up on different festive hot chocolates, such as orange flavoured ones, and making over-indulgent mugs of the steaming brew topped with a swirl of whipped cream and a sprinkle of marshmallows. You can stop at just the steamy mug of hot chocolate but Christmas is a good time to go a little OTT with your hot chocolate concoctions. Brits also love their mugs and at Christmas time, all sorts of mug designs begin to spring up in the stores, from minimalist ones to flamboyant Santa head mugs.

Cool Santa mug

Once your hot chocolate is enfolded in its characterful mug, you want to wear some equally OTT cosy socks, and watch a lovely Christmas movie. My favourites are; Klaus, Jingle Jangle, the Home Alone series, Elf, Chronicles of Narnia trilogy and the Polar Express. The Polar Express was also the first movie I ever watched in a cinema, so it holds a special place in my heart! These Christmas movies all make me feel warm and fuzzy inside at this extra special time of the year!

3- Attire

If like me, you migrated from Nigeria, it is possible you are not accustomed to the tradition of wearing Christmas jumpers. It’s a big deal in the UK. Like avant-garde mugs and over the top cosy socks, Christmas jumpers are another frippery that make Christmas in the UK a vibe. The more ridiculous the jumper is, the more social points you’ll score. It doesn’t end there, there are also Christmas hats (not just Santa hats, I’ve seen roast Turkey hats for instance), Christmas earrings are a thing too and so on! Get your Christmas wardrobe sorted and plunge into the festive incredulity!

A minimalist Christmas head gear

4- Markets

By the end of November, Christmas markets start popping up all over the country. Bath, York and Manchester have famous ones. These markets host chalets often with vendors selling cute crafts and gifts; from scented candles to wooden decorations to mulled wine. Wrap up warm and wear comfy shoes so you can comfortably wander round the chalets.

5- Carols

Many churches host carols at Christmas. Especially beautiful are the ones with orchestras and/or abbey choirs. Westminster Abbey in London hosts carols yearly as will most other cathedrals, abbeys and churches across the country.

Reindeer ears at a Carol service

5- Gifts

Giving gifts during Christmas is a huge deal in the UK. From my experience in Nigeria, only children really receive Christmas presents and they are usually not super expensive. In the UK, people spend hundreds and hundreds of pounds gifting each other. It’s rare to go through Christmas here without gifting someone or being gifted. From work Secret Santa events to family get-togethers, buying gifts for people can get expensive. So either start buying early to save money or think of gifting experiences, which I’ve found to be cheaper in some cases. For instance, I no longer buy presents for my nieces and nephews. One year, we went to ComicCon; another year, we went to a jump park instead.

Your first Christmas in the UK will be memorable, make it extra memorable with the above tips.

Vienna, Austria – The Enchanting City

Now Austria is my first venture to a non Mediterranean European country, asides the UK of course. Vienna has absolutely exquisite architecture dating from ages past. I was only in the city for a couple of days but I was in awe of the sculptures and grand opulent buildings from time gone by. It felt like I was in another era, another time, a time were the rich were extremely, grand , luxurious and ostentatious – at least I assume this from the effort, time and expertise that obviously went into these structures. In that sense, Vienna felt truly European. I remember going into a fashion retail store which looked more like a 15th Century Nobles closet than a regular clothes store in the 21st century. The elevator in the store was the most elaborate elevator I have ever been in, it looked so beautiful and intricate I could hardly believe it actually worked. 

I remember seeing a particular dark, imposing cathedral, with an eerie dome on my way back to the airport after my visit. The memory of this particular building has stayed with me.I regrettably, do not know what it is called or where it is located but the way I felt as I stared at it from my cab truly encapsulates how powerful the emotions these beautiful static buildings from another time can evoke.

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Exquisite elevator


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Hofburg Palace

My favorite sculptural piece was the Pestsaule, which is a bit morbid as it is a memorial of the plague epidemic of 1679 that ravaged the city. As I wondered round inner city Vienna, the structure grabbed my attention quite a ways away and of course I floated right towards it. The most enchanting thing about the sculpture were the clouds, I have never seen sculptural clouds. I mean making clouds, something so airy, puffy and weightless look so real using such concrete material is truly genius.

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Pestsaule

So, I was at Vienna at Christmas time and of course I went to the Christmas market located at the Rathaus (town hall) . It was buzzing with life and Christmas cheer. There was loads of food and I ate this delicious bratwurst hot dog. It was pretty cold but the joy and Christmas spirit concentrated at this market made the cold bearable! I love Christmas and visiting the Christmas market really made Christmas that year extra special.

I discovered I lived only a few minutes walk from the Sigmund Freud museum so I visited. It was really informative and engaging. The museum used to be Freuds offices and home in Vienna so I got to see his space and some of his personal effects.

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Sigmund Freud Museum, staring into Freud’s mirror

Interestingly, I also visited this Nigerian restaurant called Wazobia in Webergasse, Vienna. The food was delicious and authentic, although the restaurant itself is not stunning and is located in a basement with bad lighting. If you don’t mind a below average ambiance, you will enjoy good Nigerian food. The owner is also really pleasant.

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Wazobia restaurant, Webergasse

I should add Vienna is super easy to navigate, I was able to get around easily without my friend solely using a combination of google maps and an app called qando Vienna, which is also a GPS navigation platform.

Vienna was quite diverse in a European sense, I met people from Turkey, France, Poland, the UK, Ukraine and USA. It did feel very vibrant and also seemed to have an interesting arts scene. However, it is not diverse in a more international, global sense. I saw very few Black people (not that I expected Black people to be in abundance or Black people need to be in abundance EVERYWHERE) but I did not get many stares like I have in some other places. On one random occasion, a semi-drunk guy shouted “black girls” at my friend and I and kept staggering away. As a Black tourist, Vienna was definitely welcoming. 

Vienna is a charming city. I would love to visit more places in the city and also go to more rural parts of the country, as I know Austria also offers beautiful natural environments.